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MY FAVORITE COLOR IS FALL
Fall fanatics, rejoice! Introducing our hilariously autumnal candle, "my favorite color is fall"! This delightful creation is scented with the mouthwatering aroma of baked apple and crafted with a magical blend of coconut apricot wax. Get ready to embrace the season and unleash your love for all things fall!
Light up this candle and let the comforting scent of baked apple envelop your space, bringing forth cozy memories of apple picking and warm apple pies. It's like capturing the essence of fall in a jar, with a side of laughter and a sprinkle of pumpkin spice.
"my favorite color is fall" candle is here to proudly declare your undying love for the season of crunchy leaves and pumpkin-flavored everything. It's the perfect companion for those moments when you want to curl up with a blanket, sip a pumpkin spice latte, and revel in the glorious hues of autumn.
Baked apple scented
Size: 9oz glass jar with lid
Wax: coconut apricot wax blend
9oz dimensions: 2.9 x 3.5
$21.00
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JUST RELAX- CALMING SELF LOVE CANDLE
Introducing the "just relax" candle, the perfect way to escape from the stresses of everyday life and unwind in a soothing atmosphere! Made with a blend of coconut apricot wax and scented with a refreshing mix of lemongrass, jasmine, and patchouli, this candle will transport you to a state of pure relaxation.
With its simple yet effective name and enticing fragrance, this candle is the perfect way to take a break from the hustle and bustle of daily life in a humorous way. Whether you're lighting it up after a long day at work or just need a moment of peace and quiet, the "just relax" candle is sure to help you recharge your batteries and feel refreshed.
So why not kick back, light up the "just relax" candle, and let the worries of the world melt away? Whether you're taking a bubble bath, reading a book, or just meditating, this candle is the perfect companion to help you find your zen. And who knows, maybe it'll inspire you to start a new relaxation routine -
$13.00
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LET THAT SHIT GO CANDLE (PINK) CANDLE
A funny candle with the title "let that shit go" might be a playful and lighthearted way to remind someone to relax and release their stress or negativity. This candle is scented with lavender and puts a smile on the face of whoever smells it. This candle can be encouraging you or a friend to let go of their worries and enjoy the moment. This candle would be a great gift for someone who could use a little pick-me-up.
Our candles are made simple:
Made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals! (yay) pair it with candy, mugs and flowers for the perfect everyday gift solution.
Scent note: lavender
$13.00
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WHAT THE FUCCULENT
Introducing "what the fucculent" - a one-of-a-kind candle that combines the freshness of pine with the humor of a pun. Perfect for plant lovers and anyone with a sense of humor, this candle is sure to be a conversation starter.
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals! Pair it with candy, mugs and flowers for the perfect everyday gift solution.
Scent notes: eucalyptus, mint, cypress, pine, moss, fir
$13.00
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DAD, PLEASE LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU FART
This candle is perfect for all those dads out there who love to let one rip and leave everyone gasping for fresh air. Now, instead of running for cover, simply light this candle and let the watermint scent whisk away any unpleasant odors.
But be warned, this candle may cause some unintended consequences. Your family may start begging you to fart more often, just so they can enjoy the refreshing scent of watermint. So, get ready to embrace your inner farting champion and enjoy the sweet smell of success with "dad, please light this candle when you fart"!
Scent: watermint
$21.00
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SMELLS LIKE I CLEANED
Smells like i cleaned is a candle that is designed to fill your home with the fresh and clean scent of a just-cleaned space. This candle is made with all-natural coconut wax and is scented with a refreshing blend of watermint and clementine essential oils. When you light smells like i cleaned, you are inviting the feeling of a tidy and organized home into your space. Let this candle help you create a sense of order and calm, even if you haven't actually done any cleaning. Whether you're lighting it in your kitchen or bathroom, smells like i cleaned is a reminder to take pride in your home and create a space that is comfortable and inviting. Let this candle help you create a fresh and clean atmosphere in your home.
Scent: watermint clementine
$21.00
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SORRY ABOUT YOUR OTHER CHILDREN...
The perfect gift for any parent who wants to remind themselves that they're doing their best (even if their other kids turned out to be total disasters).
Made with a luxurious coconut apricot wax blend and infused with the calming scents of cucumber, lavender, chamomile, and white tea, this candle is the ultimate self-care tool for any exhausted parent.
So go ahead, light up this candle and let the guilt and stress of parenting melt away. And remember, even if your other children are out there causing chaos, at least you have this amazing candle to make you feel like a parenting superstar.
Scent notes: cucumber, lavender, chamomile, white tea.
$21.00
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CALM DOWN KAREN CANDLE
Let's face it, we all know a karen (or two) in our lives who could benefit from a little chill pill. And what better way to help them find their inner peace than with a candle that's literally telling them to calm down?
As you light this candle, let the refreshing aroma of lemongrass and calming floral scents of jasmine fill the air. And just when you think you can't get any more relaxed, the warm and grounding scent of patchouli comes in to seal the deal.
This candle is perfect for those moments when you just need to take a step back, breathe, and let the world know that you're not about to take any nonsense. So the next time someone tries to mess with your vibe, just light up this calm down karen candle and let them know who's boss.
And remember, karen, sometimes the best thing you can do is take a deep breath and calm down!
Scent notes: lemongrass, jasmine, patchouli
$13.00
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